A Family Christmas
Arthur discovers there will be an unexpected addition to the Pendragon family Christmas.
Arthur discovers there will be an unexpected addition to the Pendragon family Christmas.
Title: A Pleasure to Serve Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur/Guinevere Category, Word count: Short story; 4464 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Guinevere knows that Arthur loves Merlin as well as his wife, and she has never forgotten that she was once in love with Merlin herself. It seems time to acknowledge all this in […]
Title: A Very Strange Enchanted Boy Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower and Moulin Rouge! Characters featured: Horatio/Archie and Archie/Christian Category, Word count: Short story; 6165 words Rating: R, for what’s implied (there’s nothing very explicit) Summary: Horatio and Archie are on shore leave in Calais, France in 1900. Archie suggests they visit his beloved brother Christian, […]
Title: An Ideal Friend Author: Julien Universe: An Ideal Husband Characters featured: Lord Arthur Goring/Sir Robert Chiltern Category, Word count: Short story; 3706 words Rating: R Summary, Notes: This story took its inspiration from the 1999 movie version of Oscar Wilde’s play. As if the divine casting wasn’t inspiration enough, the characters exchange the lines […]
Title: An Understanding Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Horatio/Archie, with varying degrees of Archie/Simpson, Horatio/Pellew, Horatio/Mariette, Archie/Edrington Category, Word count: Story; 14376 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Horatio and Archie fall in love with each other soon after they first meet, but for various reasons are constrained from doing anything about it for far too […]
Title: Another Day, Another Phase Author: Julien Universe: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters featured: Xander/‘Ewan’ (original character) and a bit of Xander/Cordelia Category, Word count: Short story; 7230 words Rating: R Summary: Xander finds himself visited by an incubus… a gay incubus… Notes: I wrote this story immediately after watching the second season episode Phases, […]
Arthur is yearning for an oblivious Merlin. Uther is also yearning, and finds his options are limited. In desperation, he turns to his own son.
Uther has continued his illicit sexual arrangement with Arthur, who continues to yearn for Merlin. However, Merlin can see that Arthur is hurting in all kinds of ways, and realises that if his duty lies in looking after the prince, he’d better do something about it.
Arthur’s plans for his future with Merlin as his lover and Morgana as his queen are shaping up nicely. He even manages a stilted reconciliation with Uther now their sexual arrangement is firmly in the past. However, discovering the truth of Merlin’s secret changes everything.
Arthur spends the winter solstice at Camelot with Gwen and with Uther, then returns to Merlin and their adventures out in the wider world.
Merlin’s sexual awakening was bound to be magical; it draws together all those who truly love him.
Title: Beautiful Things Author: Julien Universe: Velvet Goldmine Characters featured: Curt Wild/Brian Slade Category, Word count: Short story; 2498 words Rating: NC17 Summary: An exploration of Curt and Brian’s love affair, starting when they sneak away from the orgy to be alone together, but ending bitterly. Warnings: Includes some non-consensual sex, and the effects of […]
Title: Beltane Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Gaius/Merlin Category, Word count: Short story; 4,200 words Rating: R Summary: Gaius hasn’t seen Merlin since the aftermath of Camlann, and misses him dreadfully, but the Beltane celebrations bring a number of visitors to Camelot along with the promise of renewed life. Notes: For riventhorn, in humble […]
Title: Choices Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Archie/Ewan and Ewan/Eleanor/Archie (two original characters and one canonical) Category, Word count: Short story; 5637 words Rating: NC17 Summary: While still at home in the Scottish Highlands, before he joins the Navy, Archie finds himself falling in love with his beautiful, adventurous brother. Notes: This isn’t exactly […]
Title: Citizens Author: Harlequin Universe: Knockaround Guys Characters featured: Matty/Taylor/Marbles Category, Word count: Short story; 4241 words Rating: R Summary, Notes: This mob movie stars Barry Pepper as Matty, Vin Diesel as Taylor, and Seth Green as Marbles… How was I meant to resist that? And how else were the characters gonna pass the time […]
Arthur starts having sex with his man servant, thinking there can be few consequences to such a relationship. However, their shared attraction to Lancelot helps provoke stronger emotions.
Title: Date Night Author: Harlequin Universe: Die Hard 4.0 Characters featured: John McClane/Matt Farrell Category, Word count: Short story; 6238 words Rating: R Summary: Matt heads out one Saturday night to meet a guy he says is a friend, but when John sees them together he realises it’s a date. He follows them to a […]
Title: Desires Author: Julien Universe: Angel Characters featured: Lindsey McDonald/Angel Category, Word count: Short story; 2018 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Lindsey finds himself siding with the good guys, and finally gets to act on his desires. Notes: This is set in the final two episodes of the first season of Angel. First published: 22 April […]
Title: Desperate Times Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Horatio/Bunting Category, Word count: Short story; 2096 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Bunting insists on seducing Horatio, but Horatio is naturally suspicious of his motives. Notes: Set during the second movie, The Examination for Lieutenant. Warnings: The story includes Bunting’s death, as portrayed in the movie itself. […]
King Arthur goes in search of his missing warlock, and instead finds a druid.
Title: Die Hard: 01 That Guy Author: Harlequin Universe: Die Hard 4.0 Characters featured: John McClane/Matt Farrell Category, Word count: Short story; 5889 words Rating: R Summary, Notes: By the end of the movie, I was way too invested in McClane/Farrell slash to buy into Matt and Lucy working out as a couple. So, in […]
Title: Die Hard: 02 The One Where He Tells Lucy… Author: Harlequin Universe: Die Hard 4.0 Characters featured: John McClane/Matt Farrell Category, Word count: Short story; 8001 words Rating: R Summary, Notes: A sequel set a few months afer That Guy. The first story kind of begged the question of how McClane’s daughter Lucy would […]
Title: Differences Author: Harlequin Universe: Harry Potter Characters featured: Cillian/Alessandro (original characters) Category, Word count: Short story; 9663 words Rating: R Summary: A young wizard investigates strange happenings in the Swiss Alps. Notes: An ‘original’ piece set sometime before the Harry Potter books begin. If I were making the movie of it, I’d cast the […]
Title: Duty, Honour, Love Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Various combinations of Horatio/Archie/Pellew, with Archie/Simpson in the background Category, Word count: Short story; 8646 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Horatio grieves for his lost friend Archie, and his missed chance for love. Eventually his curiosity leads him in Pellew’s direction. But then his sense of […]
Title: Estel Author: Julien Universe: The Lord of the Rings Characters featured: Aragorn/Faramir Category, Word count: Short story; 8551 words Rating: R Summary: Faramir talks honestly with the new King Elessar, and recalls when he first met a Ranger named Estel wandering the wilderness, twelve years before. Notes: This is set in and around the […]
Merlin is delighted by Camelot, and especially by all the hunky men. He thinks he’s in luck when he sees the most beautiful of them all on his first night in Camelot: a golden-haired knight brushing down his horse in the stables…
Having inadvertently fallen in love with Arthur, Merlin now has to cope with the intimacies of being Arthur’s servant. However, he finds some comfort with his new friend Lancelot.
The shock of almost losing Merlin forces Arthur to finally accept his own feelings for the ‘stable-boy’ he once tumbled in the hay.
Title: For thou art framed of the firm truth of valour Author: Stew Universe: Tombstone Characters featured: Billy Breckenridge/Mr Fabian Category, Word count: Short story; 3300 words Rating: R Summary: Everyone thinks Fabian is the most beautiful man in town – so what hope does a lowly bank clerk have of gaining Fabian’s attention? Warnings: […]
Arthur didn’t mind so much about Merlin changing him into a shark or a wolf when needs must… if only Merlin would quit making him come as well.
Title: Good Enough Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Gwaine/Leon Category, Word count: Short story; 3100 words Rating: R Summary: It’s such a lovely day that Gwaine insists Leon accompany him on a quest. For once, Leon lets himself be persuaded. Notes: Set somewhere in between the third and fourth seasons. A humble offering for […]
Title: Guilt Author: Julien Universe: X2 (X-Men United) Characters featured: Logan/Scott Category, Word count: Short story; 1910 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Logan and Scott share their grief over Jean Grey’s death. First published: 22 April 2004 in Homosapien 7
Title: He Probably Tried to Do Something Author: Julien Universe: LA Confidential Characters featured: Jack Vincennes/Matt Reynolds Category, Word count: Short story; 4152 words Rating: R Summary: The worldly Jack Vincennes is intrigued despite himself by the naive charms of Matt Reynolds. When everything goes horribly wrong, Jack is moved to try to make amends. […]
Title: Homesick Author: Julie Universe: Original; Australian rugby league Characters featured: Nathan/Jason (original characters) Category, Word count: Story; 8,846 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Nathan misses his days playing rugby league, misses being married, and misses his home in Australia – but at least he can Skype his best mate Jason. Despite the distance and the […]
Title: Horatio Hornblower & the Cunning Plan Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Horatio/Archie Category, Word count: Short story; 2068 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Archie’s cunning plan to take the blame for Sawyer’s death was more cunning than anyone might suppose! Notes: This is set soon after the movie Retribution. It is dedicated to my […]
Title: Horatio Hornblower & the Ripping Yarn Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Pellew/Alex (OMC), and various combinations of Horatio/Archie/Pellew Category, Word count: Story; 17897 words Rating: NC17 Summary: The Indefatigable takes a rich Spanish prize in a joint action with a British privateer, the Tamburlaine. The prize is then claimed by both ships – […]
Arthur’s old friends are being a bit obnoxious, but he has other options these days…
Merlin and Arthur have reached a new understanding, but Arthur’s old friends don’t want to be left out…
Arthur thinks he’s being visited by an incubus, but Merlin realises there’s another explanation.
Title: In the Gutter, Dressed in Glitter, Looking at Stars Author: Julien Universe: Velvet Goldmine Characters featured: Curt Wild/Arthur Stuart Category, Word count: Short story; 9214 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Arthur is driven to follow his dreams. He finally quits his job as a journalist, and sets out to write a book about rock star […]
Title: Involved Author: Harlequin Universe: The Guardian and Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters featured: Nick Fallin/Spike Category, Word count: Short story; 7819 words Rating: NC17 Summary, Notes: A cross–universe story – featuring Spike, a vampire who’s in love with the slayer, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer – and Nick Fallin, a corporate lawyer doing community […]
Title: Last Night on Earth Author: Julien Universe: Armageddon Characters featured: Harry/Truman Category, Word count: Short story; 3063 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Truman and Harry find some comfort together on the night before the space shuttle mission. First published: 14 February 1999 in Homosapien 6
Uther accidentally walks in on Merlin kissing Arthur, and stays to reassure his son that he understands. But soon he tries to make a point to Arthur by kissing Merlin as well, and then one thing leads to another…
Title: Liege of My Heart Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin (canon au) Characters featured: Arthur/Leon Category, Word count: Short story; 1700 words Rating: G Summary: Leon is surprised to discover Arthur is disobeying the king, when both knight and prince value loyalty. But Leon values other things as much, or even more. Notes: Written for the […]
Title: Me and Tyler Durden Author: Julien Universe: Fight Club Characters featured: ‘Jack’/Tyler, ‘Jack’/Angel Face Category, Word count: Short story; 891 words Rating: NC17 Summary, Warnings: Tyler manipulates ‘Jack’ into homosexual activity, charged (of course) with violence. It’s kind of non-consensual, though if you know who’s who, then the question of consent become a bit […]
Arthur writes a series of memoranda to himself about his insufferable companion. Maybe it helps.
10 different categories of fic, each in 10 words or less. In this case, all various combinations of Uther/Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin is surprised at some of the duties Arthur expects of his new servant, but Merlin is nothing if not adaptable… (Bless him!)
Merlin hopes that his unexpected duties will continue, but Arthur makes him wait. Until at last Arthur is the one who has to cope with the unexpected…
Hello, fellow fans! This site was so important to me back when I created it – only eleven years ago in late 2008! The world has changed so much that it feels like eleventy years! At the time I was after an independent place to post my fic in ways that wouldn’t be under anyone […]
Elyan is forced to face the fact that he loves Percival for who he is, no more and no less.
Title: Not Today Author: Harlequin Universe: Die Hard 4.0 Characters featured: John McClane/Matt Farrell Category, Word count: Short story; 5001 words Rating: R Summary: Matt begins a brand new chapter in his life when he receives a job offer from the FBI’s Cyber Division, and he finds that legitimacy suits him. But of course nothing […]
Title: Nothing, Nada, Nihil, Nix Author: Julien Universe: Highlander Characters featured: Duncan MacLeod/Methos Category, Word count: Short story; 5323 words Rating: R Summary: Methos has a cunning plan for seducing Duncan, but then Kronos shows up, and nothing subtle is going to survive. Notes: This fic draws on the episodes Comes a Horseman and Revelation […]
Title: Of Ghosts and Gooseberries Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Leon, Arthur, Merlin Category, Word count: Short story; 2,010 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Arthur is rather surprised when Leon visits him late one night in order to read him poetry. Notes: A humble offering for my dear friend Cello on her birthday … with […]
Title: Only Human: 01 Human Interlude Author: Harlequin Universe: Smallville Characters featured: Clark/Lex Category, Word count: Short story; 4340 words Rating: R (though relatively mild) Summary, Notes: This is set in the first season episode Leech, in which Clark loses his super powers and can enjoy being human. First published: 4 January 2008 on Harlequin’s […]
Title: Only Human: 02 The Fort Knox of Secrets Author: Harlequin Universe: Smallville Characters featured: Clark/Lex Category, Word count: Short story; 3172 words Rating: R (though relatively mild) Summary, Notes: Following on from Human Interlude, this story begins immediately after the first season episode Nicodemus, and wanders on through further episodes. First published: 4 January […]
Title: Our Best Intentions Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin, Gaius Category, Word count: PWP; 1,040 words Rating: PG Summary: Merlin knew he’d done the right thing in having Gaius’s love Alice arrested. So why couldn’t he sleep that night? Notes: A follow-up to episode 309 Love in the Time of Dragons, for the […]
Arthur is reluctantly participating in a sexual relationship with Uther, but when Uther finally tells Arthur how proud he is of his son and heir, the dynamic between them starts to change into something more positive.
Title: Play for Blood Author: Stew Universe: Tombstone Characters featured: Johnny Ringo/Doc Holliday Category, Word count: Short story; 2500 words Rating: R Summary: Johnny Ringo kept haunting me until I told this story (which he dictated, mumbling and delirious, to me in the small hours one morning). Problem is, he haunts me still… First published: […]
Uther accidentally discovers that Arthur has a sexual relationship with his servant Merlin. As he ponders this, Uther becomes more and more intrigued by his beautiful son, who reminds him so much of his lost love Igraine. Uther considers the alternatives, but ultimately (of course!) no one but Arthur will do.
Title: Remembering / Forgetting Author: Julien Universe: Pride & Prejudice Characters featured: Darcy/Bingley Category, Word count: Short story; 1896 words Rating: R (but rather mild) Summary: Darcy can’t admit it, but he wants to forget Elizabeth Bennet just as much as he wants his friend to forget Jane. As a distraction, he remembers (and then […]
Title: Remorse Author: Julien Universe: Stingers Characters featured: Peter Church/Bobby Tait Category, Word count: Short story; 6631 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Undercover cop Peter Church rescues a man from suicide, and finds himself fascinated by him – even after he discovers he’s a hitman. Notes: This story is based in the Australian TV series Stingers, […]
Title: Requiescat Author: Stew Universe: Tombstone Characters featured: Doc Holliday/Johnny Ringo, Doc Holliday/Wyatt Earp Category, Word count: Short story; 8900 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Doc Holliday is surprised by Johnny Ringo and fascinated by Wyatt Earp. Warnings: This story includes the deaths of two main characters, as shown in the film. First published: 1 January […]
Each month the knights of Camelot stage a mock tournament as part of their training. Merlin is rather surprised by the reward Prince Arthur offers to the winner.
Years before this story begins, Romeo gave up on Rosaline and instead committed himself to a love affair with Mercutio; they left Verona Beach. On their return, Romeo meets Juliet for the first time, and is intrigued to find she is working towards ending the long feud between the Montague and Capulet families.
Title: Roughnecks Author: Julien Universe: Armageddon Characters featured: AJ/Oscar Category, Word count: Short story; 4692 words Rating: NC17 Summary: AJ is hopelessly in love with Grace, but he knows that’s never gonna happen. Instead, he seeks comfort with the delightfully omnivorous Oscar. First published: 14 February 1999 in Homosapien 6
Merlin is reluctant to go back to performing all his old duties after Arthur passed him over for Cedric.
Merlin is surprised to find that Arthur has learned how to say ‘Please’.
Merlin tries to reassure Arthur about his relationship with Morgana, by offering a token of his affection to the prince.
Merlin finally knows that Arthur is in love with Gwen, so the two young men have to work out what that means for their own relationship.
Arthur catches Merlin in his room late one night, and decides to make the most of the opportunity.
Merlin turns up unexpectedly in Arthur’s room late one night again. What’s a prince to do?
A grieving guilt-stricken Merlin seeks comfort from Arthur.
Merlin and Arthur are both in need of comfort after a traumatic few days.
Merlin is still unhappy, and Arthur tries to do something about it.
Both Merlin and Arthur have learned something about love.
Arthur is rather aggrieved with Merlin, and they have different ideas about how to resolve the situation.
Merlin is dealing with grief and power, and Arthur is dealing with love.
Title: Season 5: 01 Other Talents Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 975 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merlin has cause to revive some old duties that he’d let lapse. Notes: Remember how I wrote a short M/A slash fic after each episode through the second season? Well, I do like […]
Title: Season 5: 02 Protection Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 953 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merlin is worried about Arthur’s safety now they’ve brought Mordred back to Camelot. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Warnings: Spoilers for episode […]
Title: Season 5: 03 Comfort Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 721 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merlin seeks to comfort Arthur once Uther’s ghost has been sent from Camelot. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Warnings: Spoilers for episode […]
Title: Season 5: 04 A Good Man Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 896 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Apparently Merlin has given Arthur something to think about. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Though I think the main problem […]
Title: Season 5: 05 A Maker of Beds Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 866 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Merlin is haunted by his conversation with Arthur in which he yet again had to deny magic. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through […]
Title: Season 5: 06 Man to Man Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 333 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Merlin and Arthur wait through the long night before they can ride to rescue Guinevere. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. […]
Title: Season 5: 07 Bound Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 546 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merlin seeks to wordlessly remind Arthur of how deeply he is bound to his lover and his king. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth […]
Title: Season 5: 08 Indivisible Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 820 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Arthur wants to know about this girl Merlin’s been seeing… Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Warnings: Spoilers for episode 508! Infidelity!
Title: Season 5: 09 The Gangly Boy Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 668 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Arthur has his beloved wife back, but still takes a moment to acknowledge Merlin. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Warnings: […]
Title: Season 5: 10 The Happiness of Arthur Pendragon Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 912 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merlin takes a chance to enjoy Arthur’s happiness. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Warnings: Spoilers for episode 510! […]
Title: Season 5: 11 Brittle Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 306 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Mordred has gone back to Morgana, and Merlin is frightened of what will happen next. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through the fifth season. Apologies for […]
Title: Season 5: 12 Secrets Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 857 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Merlin has, for once, actually been down at the tavern. But Arthur has been, too. Now it’s time for bed. Notes: Part of a series of episode codas that I hope will continue through […]
Title: Season 5: 13 The Once and Future King’s Warlock Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Merlin/Arthur Category, Word count: PWP; 1214 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Merlin waits for Arthur to return from Avalon. Notes: The last in this series of episode codas! I want to start by thanking Alexander Vlahos for saying that the […]
On their return from Merlin’s home village, Arthur thinks he has worked out Merlin’s secret – and that it’s the same as his own secret…
Merlin is an art student, working as an orderly at a Pendragon Care care home during the summer break; he falls in love with Gaius, one of the (temporary) residents. The feeling is mutual, but such an unexpected relationship is never going to be easy to establish when both men feel so diffident about their claims on each other. And that’s before taking into account the mutual antipathy between Merlin and Gaius’s beloved godson Arthur, not to mention a surprising addition to Merlin’s family, and Merlin’s grief over his best friend Freya being institutionalised…
Title: Skirmishes Author: Harlequin Universe: Pride & Prejudice Characters featured: Darcy/Bingley Category, Word count: Short story; 1275 words Rating: R Summary: Darcy has followed Bingley to London, and dissuaded him from ever returning to Netherfield or courting Jane Bennet. The two men have begun an affair, as Darcy also tries to forget Jane’s sister Elizabeth. […]
Arthur walks into a coffee shop on a quest for a triple latte. He doesn’t expect to fall in love.
An alternate universe story, which suggests that after Igraine’s death, Uther could not bear to raise his son himself. Instead, he has given him to Gorlois, to raise as his ward. Eventually, twenty-one years later, a golden-haired knight rides into Camelot for the spring tournament. Uther doesn’t recognise him, but is nevertheless strongly drawn to him.
This is an alternate (happy!) ending to an alternate universe story, which suggested that after Igraine’s death, Uther could not bear to raise his son himself. Instead, he gave Arthur to Gorlois, to raise as his ward. Eventually, twenty-one years later, a golden-haired knight named Lucius rides into Camelot for the spring tournament. Uther doesn’t recognise him, but is nevertheless strongly drawn to him.
Title: Stake-Out Author: Harlequin Universe: Die Hard 4.0 Characters featured: John McClane/Matt Farrell Category, Word count: Short story; 4584 words Rating: R Summary: Matt surprises John by showing up while John’s on a stake-out, but then John surprises Matt even more. Matt’s been living in John’s spare room for months, unaware that John has been […]
So, antychan asked: ‘Where are all the fics about how there is this tradition in Camelot that once the son is of age and crown prince (ep 1×09), the king takes him to his bed to deflower and then have an affair with him that lasts until the king dies or the prince marries or something? Where?’ And I reply: ‘Right here, mate! Sorry it took me so long to get on board.’
Just a little sex scene that takes place between the fics King Takes Prince and The Twelve Virtues…
Camelot has this rather strange custom where the crown prince becomes the king’s lover for a year when he comes of age. So, you know, they have lots of sex. But it also gives Arthur the opportunity to learn the twelve virtues necessary in any long–term relationship. So, really, it all makes perfect sense!
Title: Swing Away Author: Julien Universe: Signs Characters featured: Graham/Merrill Category, Word count: Short story; 3192 words Rating: NC17 Summary: Merrill has been trying to comfort his bereaved brother Graham in every way he can, though he fears he’s actually doing more harm than good. But in the new world that survives the alien invasion, […]
Title: Taking Care Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Annis/Guinevere Category, Word count: Short story; 2924 words Rating: NC17 Summary: More than two years after Camlann, the two widowed queens seek each other’s companionship. Notes: My first femme-slash! Be gentle with me…
Title: Ted & Ralph: 02 Matching Pair Author: Julien Universe: Ted & Ralph (The Fast Show) Characters featured: Ted/Ralph Category, Word count: Short story; 2980 words Rating: R Summary: In which Ralph gives Ted a wedding ring. And at last they make love for the first time… Notes: The second story is set soon after […]
Title: Ted & Ralph: 03 River Deep, Mountain High Author: Julien Universe: Ted & Ralph (The Fast Show) Characters featured: Ted/Ralph Category, Word count: Short story; 1032 words Rating: R Summary: In which Ralph wakes up from a delightful dream, and Ted finds a good use for a haystack. (Well, it’s just a bit of […]
Title: Ted & Ralph: 04 Ever After Author: Julien Universe: Ted & Ralph (The Fast Show) Characters featured: Ted/Ralph, and Jamie/Robert (Jamie is an original character) Category, Word count: Story; 10822 words Rating: R Summary: In which Ted and Ralph, though happy, are still adjusting to being together. And Ralph’s cousin Jamie finds a new […]
Title: Ted & Ralph: 05 The Fruit of Lightning Author: Julien Universe: Ted & Ralph (The Fast Show) Characters featured: Ted/Ralph, and Jamie/Robert (Jamie is an original character) Category, Word count: Short story; 3238 words Rating: NC17 Summary: In which Ted and Ralph, and Jamie and Robert, work out their shared futures on the Mayhew […]
Title: Ted & Ralph: 01 Kissing Cousins Author: Julien Universe: Ted & Ralph (The Fast Show) Characters featured: Ralph/Jamie (original character), and unrequited Ted/Ralph Category, Word count: Short story; 4050 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Ralph’s cousin Jamie has been sent down from Cambridge for a misdemeanour, and seems set to tempt Ralph away from his […]
Merlin seems like little more than a clumsy dolt, but once he arrives in Camelot, Arthur’s world starts changing.
Title: The Alchemy of Resurrection Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Horatio/Pellew Category, Word count: Story; 12317 words Rating: NC17 Summary: The Indefatigable is on a diplomatic mission, taking Tapling to Malta. While they wait through Tapling’s interminable negotiations with the Grand Master, Horatio takes the opportunity to raise a forbidden subject with Pellew. Notes: […]
Merlin wants Arthur, but Arthur is already in a relationship with Uther. When Uther dies, Merlin is finally free to not only offer his love to Arthur but also to tell him about his magic. However, the two young men have some trouble establishing what they want from each other and what they can give.
Title: The Case of the Degenerates Author: Julien Universe: Sherlock Holmes Characters featured: Holmes/Watson Category, Word count: Short story; 1619 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Holmes provokes Watson into admiting that Sir Henry was a fine young man, and just Watson’s type. Nevertheless, Watson is still in love with a hitherto unresponsive Holmes. Notes: This piece […]
Title: The Dastardly Libertines Author: Harlequin Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Christopher/Horatio/Archie/Ewan (two original characters, and two canonical) Category, Word count: Short story; 6968 words Rating: R Summary: The lives and loves of Horatio, Archie and Pellew have become inextricably tangled over the years. Pellew’s beloved youngest son Christopher is intrigued to witness some of those […]
Uther seeks to punish Arthur… and ends up pleasuring him instead.
Title: The Fancier of Boys Author: Julien Universe: Hornblower Characters featured: Horatio/Archie, with Archie/Simpson in the background, and the possibilities of Horatio/Clayton Category, Word count: Short story; 3052 words Rating: R, but only for what’s implied Summary: Horatio becomes aware of exactly how Simpson is using Archie, and is determined not to be victimised himself. […]
Title: The Heart that Made a Family Author: Harlequin Universe: Merlin Characters featured: Gaius/Geoffrey Category, Word count: Short story; 2,740 words Rating: PG13 Summary: Gaius and Geoffrey have been together for decades, and have long been set in their own wonderful ways. But perhaps it’s not entirely unexpected that the festive season brings them more […]
Title: The Ineffable, the Infernal and the Inelegant Author: Stew Universe: Good Omens Characters featured: Crowley/Aziraphale Category, Word count: Short story; 4,500 words Rating: R Summary: Crowley feels at a loose end once Armageddon is averted, and he’s looking for some tempting to indulge in. Notes: I wrote this way back when, because I loved […]
Title: The Judas Riffs: 01 A Riff on the Greatest Story Ever Told
Author: Harlequin
Universe: Original, but inspired by Jesus Christ Superstar
Characters featured: Judas & Jesus
Category, Word count: Short story; 950 words
Rating: PG13
Summary, Notes, Warnings: While I am an atheist, I am fascinated by the Jesus story, and Judas’s role in it. Jesus Christ Superstar has been an intrinsic part of my life since I was about twelve, which is a long time ago now! These stories were inspired by the rock opera and the ideas behind it, though I feel the stories are my own.
Believers may find these stories challenging, wrongheaded or just plain distasteful – but all I can do is assure you that I mean no disrespect to Jesus. Please remember that the stories are told from Judas’s point of view, and ultimately Jesus remains an enigma to him.
First published: 7 January 2007 on Harlequin’s Slash Site
Title: The Judas Riffs: 02 Jesus, Joan & Kit
Author: Harlequin
Universe: Original, but inspired by Jesus Christ Superstar
Characters featured: ‘Judas’ & Jesus & ‘Mary’
Category, Word count: Short story; 1492 words
Rating: PG13
Summary, Notes, Warnings: This story follows on from the logic of the first Judas Riff: if this scenario must be played out again and again until Judas and the rest of humanity gets it right, then this is the tale of one of those incarnations. It takes place in Elizabethan England, with playwright Christopher Marlowe filling the Judas role. An anachronistic Joan of Arc plays the Mary role.
Believers may find these stories challenging, wrongheaded or just plain distasteful – but all I can do is assure you that I mean no disrespect to Jesus. Please remember that the stories are told from Judas’s point of view, and ultimately Jesus remains an enigma to him.
First published: 7 January 2007 on Harlequin’s Slash Site
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